A Spider and the Soap Bottle that could (Or Why I Need A Eucalyptus Plant)

This just in: Eucalyptus keeps spiders, ticks, fleas, aphids and ants at bay. Guess what plant I am totally getting tomorrow? Yeah, a pretty plant that Koalas eat. Oh, that reminds me. . .

*Insert memory swirl here*

Once upon a time, I was about to step into my shower when something in the corner caught my eye. Why, a spider! A freakin' gigantic, fat, black spider. Right in front of the shower! There I stand; frozen, naked and afraid of whether or not it would charge at me like those face-suckers on Aliens 2 (not like 3, 4, and apparently 5 coming in 2016, we don't count those movies) and launch itself at me or start stabbing me like Shelob on LOTR. A thought crossed my head as I was caught like a deer in the headlights...

It was frozen too, as if it was deciding what to do with me. Should it hide away now and then come back later in her asleep and create a nest in her hair? Should it start up the wall and then hover over her and drop unexpectedly as she desperately tried to take the fastest shower in history? Or should it just sit still and watch as the human starts to have a nervous breakdown and cry for her mommy? Hmm, it thinks, decisions, decisions.
If I just had a pretty, pretty plant that smelled good by my hallway window I would not have had to chuck my Soap bottle at the spider and splatter It's guts all over the tub. It probably wouldn't have wanted to come inside that way. It would have walked on It's eight little, terrifying legs outside and was like, 'Dude, I am so not going in there, there's like a plant and stuff' and just kept on crawling by. If only, freaky, evil black spider, if only...

End story time.

Next, on the Notions: Neighborhood yard sales and all their glory.

On to the Weekend

Anyone else looking forward to the weekend even though it's a Tuesday? Yeah, me either. There's almost too much to do for this weekend and I am looking forward to it all!

First on the list:Art Fair down in Fairfield. If you haven't heard of it (or the fact that Fairfield actually has a town beyond the mall) you might want to check it out. I'll be there trolling the tents looking for the Precious's that catch my eye.
Also, did you know there is a huge neighborhood yard sale going down in Springfield? Ra-Mar Estates is having an all out yard sale, everyone is invited and everyone around will be flocking to this one. . . If the weather holds out! *crosses fingers*

A very good friend of mine is a musician/singer/song-writer and she's amazing. I had the sweet opportunity to design one of her album covers (can i still say album cover if it's not the vinyl record anymore? Hmm, dunno. Discuss.) and she plays at the local farmers market, and the ever lovely Running with Scissors Creative Collective on first fridays of the month! If you haven't gone you should. Because going is fun, and fun is good. *thank you dr. suess*

So, I made some jewelry.

Tell me what you think. I'll be selling all of the above and more at the Ra-Mar Neighborhood Sale. My very good friend Kate will be moving into her new house so I will be also selling her stuff as well! Hop on US72 and you'll find us, we'll be setting up shop over on Marbella Dr. The shindig starts around 8 a.m. so get there early, there will be amazing things to see and purchase!

And now, for some philosophy on the simple life. I'm sure I'll be incorporating one or two of these ideas.... eventually. :D
Cheers!
-Mellissa

Pinterest and Tangerine Orange

Anyone else completely addicted to Pinterest? (By the way, yes, that link is to my boards and no, I have no shame.)

Also, did anyone see "Traditional Home" magazine where they said the new color was Tangerine Orange?

Personally, I say bring it on. I couldn't help but notice how at the local amazing flea market that there were so many pieces of furniture that were turquoise blue, or turquoise blue and cherry red. They were everywhere. I'm sick of the colors, even though blue is currently on my toes but, nevertheless there the color should remain. For some reason, and call me crazy, I really don't want to match furniture and I don't rock orange quite as well as I rock the turquoise blue.

E.V.E.R.Y.W.H.E.R.E.

And so with that, let us put an end to the turquoise craze... at least tone down the furniture, I like the jewelry.

Yes, please.
And with that, I am going to change the colors of the buttons. But I can't take the turquoise any more....
Craftiness next time.

Seasides, Sunburns and Saucy Ladies

Greetings from glorious Outer Banks, NC. I have decided that when we hit it big, I will be buying a house down here.

Two happy kids right there.

What is it about the ocean? The rhythm of the sea has put my children to sleep for a full 8 hours of rest. I slept through the night for the first time since my son was born(and he's 4). Jack has slept through the night since Monday, which I personally consider something short of miraculous and am thanking the Heavens for the respite.

The hilarious thing about the ocean was when my boyfriend and I went swimming. We were trading verbal jabs with each other (as we are wont to do) and every time he would say something sarcastic a wave would hit him square in the stomach, throwing him completely off and landing his butt in the cold water. I joked that the Ocean 'loves whom she loves' and was punishing him for the insults. The red streaks from where the waves were hitting him are solid proof that I'm the Seas favorite.

I've collected a multitude of clam, oyster and seashells for the jewelry phase of the business. I've already gotten started with Dave's sister, Rina!

It's a gorgeous grey oyster shell with green acrylic beads! How cute is that?

While out and about hunting for souveniers, I saw a bunch of tents off the side of the road, and being the curious bunch that we are, we inspected and found an Art Fair! Yay! Handmade! Organic! Art-things!
**Pics to come later.

When I purchased my bathing suit, I really, really wanted to walk out looking like this:

what happened, since I think my son mistakenly took out my bathing suit from my suitcase, is I look more like this:

ooooooooh yeah, trashtastic. (BTW, no, this is not me. Thank teh interwebs)

Home Sunday-ish. Tropical Storm Andrea is coming up around the bend and it might get dicey through these here parts. I'll let ya know. "'pon my word and hon'r." (thanks ganny-maw)